Once, my mom gave me a dollar. I decided I was thus entitled to any dollar I could find in the house. They all look the same! If she let me have one, why would she mind me having plenty of them? I started collecting a few at a time. One day, I remember she needed some money. I gave her a dollar and said “there’s plenty more where that came from.” She wasn’t happy about this. I returned the money.
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